just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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