Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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