very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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