she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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