The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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