You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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