So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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