i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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