he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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