if i died would you start the facebook group?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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