You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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