what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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