R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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