i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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