I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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