I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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