butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
