I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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