Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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