Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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