She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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