But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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