East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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