Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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