I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She needs sedatives and a leash
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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