come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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