do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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