New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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