Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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