Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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