At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
