hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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