to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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