Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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