she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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