did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I died a long time ago.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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