O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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