she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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