In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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