Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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