Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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