Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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