2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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