Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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