I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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