The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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