If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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