I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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