If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
