Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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