They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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