doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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