you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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